GNOME Bugzilla – Bug 10686
Fun - GIMP becomes enraged upon donning of leather mask
Last modified: 2018-05-24 10:29:11 UTC
Version: picked him up last week
Name........: Mistress Vulcana
Platform....: hardware: nipple clamps / os: ???
GIMP Version: picked him up last week
GTK Version.: ???
-- Other system notes:
-- Problem description:
My new GIMP becomes enraged upon donning of a leather mask. I have tried several masks, to make sure that the problem wasn't some sort of chafing. He was wearing two nippleclamps, and I had just finished beating him with a cat o'nine tails, when I applied the mask. He become very violent, after that.
I purchased this GIMP for purposes of sadism, and am not happy at seeing him become willful. I think that a refund or exchange is in order.
-- How to repeat:
Place leather mask on GIMP.
-- Other comments:
He also has problems wetting himself, but as asked to, I will fill out a separate report pertaining to this issue.
------- Additional Comments From Simon.Budig@unix-ag.uni-siegen.de 2000-05-10 11:10:04 ----
Subject: Re: Bug#10686: [gimp-bug] GIMP becomes enraged upon donning of leather mask
From: Simon Budig <Simon.Budig@unix-ag.uni-siegen.de>
Date: Wed, 10 May 2000 17:10:04 +0200
root@domain_of_pain (root@domain_of_pain) wrote:
> Package: gimp
> Version: picked him up last week
> Name........: Mistress Vulcana
> Email.......: root@domain_of_pain
> Platform....: hardware: nipple clamps / os: ???
> GIMP Version: picked him up last week
> GTK Version.: ???
> WM/Version..: ???
> -- Other system notes:
> -- Problem description:
> My new GIMP becomes enraged upon donning of a leather mask. I have
> tried several masks, to make sure that the problem wasn't some sort of
> chafing. He was wearing two nippleclamps, and I had just finished
> beating him with a cat o'nine tails, when I applied the mask. He
> become very violent, after that.
> I purchased this GIMP for purposes of sadism, and am not happy at
> seeing him become willful. I think that a refund or exchange is in
> -- How to repeat:
> Place leather mask on GIMP.
> -- Other comments:
> He also has problems wetting himself, but as asked to, I will fill out
> a separate report pertaining to this issue.
Thanks for your comments accorting to the problem with our gimp. We do
our best that our gimp fulfils all wishes from its user(s). However the
scope mentioned by you is not yet implanted and we do not plan to extend
the functionality to that range in the current pre 1.2 state.
Ill set the severity of this problem to "wishlist". Maybe somebody is
looking for that topic after the 1.2 release.
------- Additional Comments From firstname.lastname@example.org 2000-05-20 12:58:49 ----
From: "Garry R. Osgood" <email@example.com>
Date: Sat, 20 May 2000 12:58:49 -0400
This is to be expected. As currently designed,
Gimp functions correctly only with alpha masks.
Leather ones just won't do - they engender all
sorts of unpredictable behavior.
Be good, be well
------- Bug moved to this database by firstname.lastname@example.org 2001-01-28 10:52 -------
This bug was previously known as bug 10686 at http://bugs.gnome.org/
Originally filed under the gimp product and general component.
The original reporter (root@domain_of_pain) of this bug does not have an account here.
Reassigning to the exporter, email@example.com.
Reassigning to the default owner of the component, firstname.lastname@example.org.
Sigh! I am marking this bug as NOTABUG so that it goes out of the
list of open bugs, only because of the stupid spam message that was
attached to it. Too bad, that was a funny one.
Note: if someone finds a way to delete the attached spam that
poisons this bug report, then feel free to resurrect this bug...
Just removed that SPAM from the bug.
Re-assigning all Gimp bugs to default component owner (Gimp bugs list)
Resolving bug (unfortunately there's no resolution that fits, I've
gone with the boring old NOTABUG, since this is expected behaviour).
I'd like to see this bug reopened at some point. Perhaps after the
Seems that this is not expected behaviour. The GIMP should shut up and
do what his mama tells him.
Treat Wilbur softly at first,
tell him it's cold and that he should layer up
then present the leather mask, should help
besides, he/she might have an aversion to leather, being a genueia pig and all
Am I the only one that finds the GIMP bondage references disturbing?
Do people really find this funny?
Is this report going to be left open for ever?
(changed status to NEEDINFO, feel free to change it with the next comment)
So far, all commenters seem to find it funny. I'm tempted to take your comment
as funny, too :)
Speaking for myself, I found this report funny. And yes, it should perhaps stay
open forever, until we find a way to appease the GIMP.
The problem of wettening himself persists so the bug must stay open.
I firmly suggest a reward system to solve the wetting himself problem.
Why not try changing the leather mask with a latex one it could help...
I am closing the 8 year old joke as OBSOLETE now
But the bug still exists. We haven't fixed the nipple clamp issue yet.
This bug report has to be updated. Under the dominion of mistress goat things have changed:
Nipple clamps are incompatible with the new unbounded nipples code.
Regarding the leather mask, I think that adding the proper pixel format in BABl to convert from RGBL to RLGLBLL may fix it.
I heard that the new GIMP prefers the masks that way.
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